I have pet mice; presently two cuties named Buffy (creamsicle colored) & Zoe (grey and white). Their favorite treat every day is baby goldfish crackers. When I rattle the container, two little mouse noses stick through the bars with "gimme! gimme! gimme!" expressions. Recently, my girlfriend commented that if I didn't hurry up and give her the cracker, Buffy would send her spleen out through her nose to get it. (This is the kind of thing that pops into her mind). So I replied "You know, some people would pay good money for a trained attack spleen." (This is the kind of thing that pops into MY mind). That's when I broke her. It took at least five minutes before she could breathe enough to say anything else. So of course, anything that makes her laugh that much has to be inflicted upon the innocent. There you go.
Hopefully it won't take me another year to say, write or draw anything else. Until then, I'll be lurking away, looking at the cool pictures.
Good luck surviving the holidays!





Get back in the saddle you!
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I merely wish to become better. Be kind in your criticism please.
Chaaaaaaarlie! We're exploring the depth of the ocean blue!
Oh no! here comes a poisonous school of Fugu fish!
FUGU!
(>^_^)> <(^__^)> <(^_^< )
I really appreciate it!
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This is the part where I say something witty... ...wait for it!!
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"You know, there are people who would pay good money for a trained attack spleen." -- me
I'm not so much a friend as a fan, but certainly friendly.
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"You know, there are people who would pay good money for a trained attack spleen." -- me
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Loonia Infinity
The Balloon Princess
"The sky's the limit, eh? We'll see about that ..."
**Slow and Deep Inhale can be heard ...**
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